Inside Joke (mature)

I think it's time we take a look to the future.

The future Jessie?

Yes, that's right, a look all the way into the year 2007.

"in the yeeeeaaarrrr two thoussssaaannndddd seeevveeen, in the year two thoooussssaanndd seeevvvveeenn"

Nick will find a job that pays well and will save his money to buy an Xbox 360, only to find out that everyone has moved on to the Nintendo Wii for its circle jerk game. Despite not having the Wii, Nick will still continue to circle jerk.

Teletech/Nextel and Sprint will cut thousands of jobs in an effort to maximize production and minimize overhead, Dain will undoubtedly lose his job in this cut. He will redeem himself when he finds a typo in his severance package that entitles him to a lifetime supply of Pizza Hut pizza and Pepsi products.

After months of haggling and price reductions, Jessie will finally sell the Ford Probe, only to pick up a great deal on a car named the Hyundai Analè.

After just a few weeks of savings, Jon will finally replace his beat up truck with a Ford Probe he suckered from Jessie. He will total the car a week later.

After much discussion, Tommy will give his final performance of Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline" citing that he is giving up the song as his friends like him for his other qualities. He will learn that he has no other qualities and that his decision has cost him all his friends.

Matty will finally clean-up the bottom of his e-mails only to discover that we had been passing secret messages about him through his e-mail signatures. Matty will cry when he is reminded that he is Canadian and not very good at Rainbow Six.

"in the yeeeeaaarrrr two thoussssaaannndddd seeevveeen, in the year two thoooussssaanndd seeevvvveeenn"