5/14/2006

This Is Gonna Hurt

A couple of weeks ago I asked my girlfriend to start thinking about celebrities that given the opportunity, we could engage in a night of guilt-free passion. I told her it would be funny, and she said it would be fun. I should point out that it took me a week to create my list and it took my girlfriend just one night.

My list started with about 15 and has dwindled down to 10. My runners up include: Jordana Brewster, Heather Armstrong (dooce), and Alessandra Ambrosio.

#10 - Kelly Clarkson
The only reason I watched ALL of the first season of American Idol.


#9 - Anine Bing
All I know about her is that she is a Dutch supermodel and
years ago she would molest me in my dreams.



#8 - Elizabeth Hurley
She played the younger Kensington in "Austin Powers."
She also had guns hidden in her boobs. Yowza!


#7 - Kate Winslet
Something I won't admit in front of my friends,
I saw "Titanic"
more than 5 times. Not because it was a
good love story or because
of the re-enactment of the
Titanic sinking, but because I wanted
to see Kate Winslet.
Right now I'm thinking of her in a girdle.


#6 - Mandy Moore
Before she was an actress, Mandy Moore was a pop-star that competed
with the ranks of Brittney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Jessica Simpson.
She is without a doubt the most classiest and talented of the bunch.
Mandy made me laugh so hard in "Saved!"


#5 - Elisha Cuthbert
She's probably remember most for her performances on
"24" or the "Girl Next Door" or "Old School," but I remember
her from "Popular Science for Kids."



#4 - Rachel Bilson
The only reason I watched the OC was because of her.
I would often watch the OC on mute--I can't stand her
character on the show.


# 3 - Scarlett Johannson
That suit she wore in "The Island" is still fresh in my memory. Yum.


#2 - Zooey Deschanel
The first time I saw Zoey was in "Almost Famous."
I think what won me over was the stewardess outfit
she wore in that film. The next time I saw her was in
"Elf" and she again won me over in her elf suit.
I have a thing for costumes.


#1 - Gisele
It's no secret, I have a thing for Brazilian long-legged women.
I remember back in college--being single and lonely--and dreams
of post-graduation flying to Rio de Janiero and finding me a long-legged
Brazilian beauty. Fortunately, I waited a month after graduation and met
the long-legged woman of my dreams right here in Bremerton.

1 comment:

Christy said...

my boyfriend has good taste- i am very proud.

well, its obvious he knows how to pick good women- he picked me. lol.

Hmmm. A thing for suits/costumes, I'll remember that ;).

And you're still the best.