12/25/2009
12/04/2009
Holiday Lights
The following was forwarded to me via e-mail and deserves to be shared:
“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”
10/08/2009
9/29/2009
9/24/2009
9/16/2009
9/08/2009
9/03/2009
8/28/2009
7/26/2009
WD-40 Can Do All That! Who Knew?
Pop Quiz: Do you know what the main ingredient of WD-40 is? Don't lie and don't cheat.
While you ponder, Here are some other uses:
While you ponder, Here are some other uses:
1. Protects silver from tarnishing.
2. Removes road tar and grime from cars.
3. Cleans and lubricates guitar strings.
4. Gives floors that 'just-waxed' sheen without making them slippery.
5. Keeps flies off cows.
6. Restores and cleans chalkboards.
7. Removes lipstick stains.
8. Loosens stubborn zippers.
9. Untangles jewelry chains.
10. Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.
11. Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill.
12. Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing.
13. Removes tomato stains from clothing.
14. Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots.
15. Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.
16. Keeps scissors working, smoothly.
17. Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes.
18. It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor! Use WD-40 for those nasty tar and scuff
marks on flooring. It doesn't seem to harm the finish and you won't have to scrub nearly as
hard to get them off. Just remember to open some windows if you have a lot of marks.
19. Bug guts will eat away the finish on your car if not removed quickly! Use WD-40!
20. Gives a children's playground gym slide a shine for a super fast slide.
21. Lubricates gear shift and mower deck lever for ease of handling on riding mowers.
22. Rids kids rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises.
23. Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open.
24. Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.
25. Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers.
26. Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.
27. Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans
28. Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling.
29. Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly.
30. Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools.
31. Removes splattered grease on stove.
32. Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.
33. Lubricates prosthetic limbs.
34. Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).
35. Removes all traces of duct tape.
36. Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve arthritis pain.
37. Florida’s favorite use is: 'cleans and removes love bugs from grills and bumpers.'
38. The favorite use in the state of New York, WD-40 protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements.
39. WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a little on live bait or lures and you will be catching the big one in no time. Also, it's a lot cheaper than the chemical attractants that are made for just that purpose. Keep in mind though, using some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing are not allowed in some states.
40. Use it for fire ant bites. It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch.
41. WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray on the mark and wipe with a clean rag.
42. Also, if you've discovered that your teenage daughter has washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and rewash. Presto! The lipstick is gone!
43. If you sprayed WD-40 on the distributor cap, it would displace the moisture and allow the car to start.
Answer: The basic ingredient is FISH OIL.
7/25/2009
7/17/2009
Fun House
why does morpheus have hair and why hasn't he destroyed the agent in the suit next to him?
7/07/2009
B.U.T.T.
After work yesterday I ran downtown to check out the new Bremerton Underground Transportation Tunnel. I'm not sure if that's the official name but(t) it sure is catchy.
7/05/2009
6/07/2009
5/11/2009
5/01/2009
4/14/2009
4/07/2009
Take a Picture
For all of those who have been staring at the monumental pimple that unexpectedly appeared over the weekend, I've taken a picture (it lasts longer) and now you can stare at it without being so bashful about studying it.
2/26/2009
1/18/2009
1/10/2009
1/06/2009
Puggy
<div><br /><b><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x7jnsr">Ukulélé Session Puggy</a></b><br /><i>by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/cplesoir">cplesoir</a></i></div>
Puggy is a great UK rock band that I hope I can experience live someday. "Dubois" is an excellent album that I spent much of 2008 listening to. I'm very much looking forward to their next album. Until then, more Beatles covers.
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